I’ve been having a hard time coming up with a blog post this week.  There are lots of things I could write about, but I am not ready to discuss them at any length yet.  I suppose I could just take a hiatus, but somehow, that doesn’t feel right either.

So instead, I offer you this totally lame list of things that you probably don’t know about me.  Try not to grip the edge of your chair in excitement, mmmkay?

• I cover my mouth when I laugh.  Always.

• When I do laugh, and I’m REALLY cracking up, absolutely NO sound comes out of my mouth.  I do wheeze, sometimes alarmingly so to friends and family.

• I am a complete freak about my bed sheets.  They must be super soft.  No pilling, nor the slightest bit of scratchiness will do.  I have been known to take my own sheets on vacation.  *cough*

• I HATED the taste of Pepsi until after Ava was born.  Now I cannot stand the taste of Coke.  Go figure.

• When I’m tired or stressed, my Southern drawl comes back full force.  Or as it’s called in our house, my “twang”.

• I am more comfortable around men than women.  I never feel that men are judging me based on my clothes, hair, make up, weight, etc.  It’s easy to talk, because I don’t feel that I have to compete in any way.

• I swoon at the sound of a British accent.  It sexier to me than Italian, Spanish, French, anything.

• I have a serious love affair with office supplies.  I am a total pen whore.  Every time I go on vacation, I have to come home with a pen from that place.

• I own two sets of Christmas dishes, and four sets of every day dishes.  Plus one set of fine china.  I *might* have a problem.

• I cannot go to sleep if the room is completely quiet.  Just a fan, or white noise isn’t enough.  The TV or radio has to be on.

So now that you have some useless trivia about me in your head, maybe you can parlay that into something interesting, like a drinking game.  Or, you could just tiptoe quietly away from this post and forget that we ever had this talk.  Personally, I’d go for the latter.